A little while ago I started jokingly bugging Shaun about how he should have a 'pet name' for me, so lately he's been testing out little nicknames for me -- "Cupcake", "Bunny", etc. (All in jest, really, we are not really 'pet name' kind of people.)
Anyway, tonight I had to patiently explain to him why "Muffin Top" was not a good nickname and how none of my friends would be terribly amused to hear him call me that. Ha ha ha!